Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball field?
She ran away from the ball!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?
A porkchop!
What did the hot dog say to the hamburger?
Nice buns!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing double!
Doctor: Sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
What happened when Mickey Mouse fell in the tub?
He came out squeaky clean.
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