A girl and a boy are sitting and talking.
Girl: Do you know the time?
Boy: No, we haven’t met yet!
A cute child was sitting down to eat breakfast. Her mom got out some Cheerios. When the girl’s father came into the kitchen for his cup of coffee, the girl looked up and said,
“Look what I got, Daddy! Donut seeds!”
Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?
Because they are already born with spots!
A boy walks into a shop.
Boy: Do you happen to have any invisible ink?
Salesperson: Why yes! What color would you like?
What do you call a hunting trip where you go to the lake to hunt birds, but you don’t find any?
A wild goose chase!
Did you hear about the mad scientist who made gas that could burn through anything?
No, what about him?
He’s trying to invent something to put it in!
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