Did you hear the one about the unstamped letter?
You wouldn’t get it!
A dog walks up to a crow and asks, “Hey Crow, do you do any online stuff?” And you know what the crow says?
“I don’t tweet!”
Why was the Shoe complaining to the other Shoe?
Because he was TIRED OF PEOPLE WALKING ALL OVER HIM!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Naw I’m ok. I prefer Google!
So a little boy was in the library and asked the librarian, “Can I please have a hamburger and french fries?” and the librarian said, “Little boy, this is a library.” What did the little boy say back?
(in a whisper)I’m sorry. Can I please have a hamburger and french fries?
A dumb guy works at a donut shop. It was his first day there. A customer walks in and says, “How much are these donuts?”. The dumb guy says, “I don’t know.” So the customer left. The manager walked in and said, “No, no, you’re supposed to say, ‘Only a dollar and 25 cents.’”
Another customer walks in and says, “Are these donuts fresh?” And the dumb guys says, “I don’t know.” So the customer left. The manager walked in and said, “No, no, you’re supposed to say, ‘Yes, yes, very fresh.’”
Another customer walks in and says, “Can I buy these?” And the dumb guy says, “I don’t know.” So the customer left. The manager walks in and says, “No, no, you’re supposed to say, ‘If you don’t somebody else will.’”
A robber walks in and says, “How much money you got in that cash register?” The dumb guy replies, “Only a dollar and 25 cents.”
The robber says, “Are you trying to be fresh with me?” The dumb guy says, “Yes, yes, very fresh!”
The robber says, “Can I shoot you?” The dumb guy replies, “If you don’t somebody else will!”
The robber says, “Are you trying to be fresh with me?” The dumb guy says, “Yes, yes, very fresh!”
The robber says, “Can I shoot you?” The dumb guy replies, “If you don’t somebody else will!”
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