Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
I don’t know; why are you asking me?
Three men are sitting in a waiting room in a hospital. Their wives were having a baby. The doctor goes to the first man and says: “Congratulations you have twins!” “That’s funny, because I work at Double Fudge ice cream shop!” replies the man. The doctor goes to the second man and says: “Congratulations! You have triplets!” “That’s funny, because I work at Three Kings Inn!” Replies the second man. The third man was sweating, and flipping out. The two other men ask: “What’s wrong?” And the man replies:
I work at 7-11!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his class was so bright!
What is Poker’s favorite baseball team?
The Card-inals!!!!
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Their feet smell!
What did the sand say when the tide finally came in?
“Long time no sea!”
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