What do you get if you cross a Scotsman with a flea?
Hopscotch!
What do you get when you cross a smurf with a cow?
BLUE CHEESE!
How do you fix a video camera?
Tape it!
What did the moon say to the sun?
You are smokin’ hot!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he was caught stealing bases!
Why did the clam work out?
To get mussels!
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