How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a cabbage patch!
Commander: Enemy at 2 o clock!
Pilot: What do I do till then?!
What did one zombie say to another?
“Get a life!”
What does Cinderella wear at the beach?
Glass Flippers!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
I don’t know; why are you asking me?
Three men are sitting in a waiting room in a hospital. Their wives were having a baby. The doctor goes to the first man and says: “Congratulations you have twins!” “That’s funny, because I work at Double Fudge ice cream shop!” replies the man. The doctor goes to the second man and says: “Congratulations! You have triplets!” “That’s funny, because I work at Three Kings Inn!” Replies the second man. The third man was sweating, and flipping out. The two other men ask: “What’s wrong?” And the man replies:
I work at 7-11!
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