Jokes By Kids

From Dani, 10 years old, United States

I’m a serial killer…

I stepped on a cornflake!

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From Jonathan K, 9 years old, United States

Why did the skeleton go to a barbecue?

To get some spare ribs!

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From MEGHAN, 9 years old, UK

Why did the skeleton cross the road??

So it could get to
the body shop!

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From Daniel, 10 years old, Califonia,Usa

Why couldn’t the skeleton climb the mountain?

He didn’t have the guts.

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From Brandon, 13 years old, Somewhere over the rainbow

What gets long if your mother’s happy, or short if your mother’s
angry?

Your name!

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From Brendan R, 10 years old, United States of America

What you call a girl on the beach?

Sandy!

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