Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his class was so bright!
What is Poker’s favorite baseball team?
The Card-inals!!!!
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Their feet smell!
What did the sand say when the tide finally came in?
“Long time no sea!”
How does Darth Vader know it’s your birthday?
He can feel your “presents”!
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
Dinosnores!
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