What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?
A porkchop!
What did the hot dog say to the hamburger?
Nice buns!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing double!
Doctor: Sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
What happened when Mickey Mouse fell in the tub?
He came out squeaky clean.
Nick: I know someone who thinks they’re an owl.
Robby: Whooooo?
Nick: OK now I know 2 people who think they are owls.
Nick: OK now I know 2 people who think they are owls.
Knock,knock!
Who’s there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
GORILLA ME A HAMBURGER!
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