Why did the elephant decide not to move?
Because he could not lift his trunk!
What do you call a dog that’s spoiled ?
A bratweiler!,
What do you call a pea that has been in a fight?
A black eyed pea!
What’s the only rude thing at Christmas?
Rudolph
What do you get when you cross Dracula with The Abominable Snowman?
Frostbite!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake!
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