Jokes By Kids

From David L, 8 years old, New Jersey

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing double!
Doctor: Sit on the couch.

Patient: Which one?

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From Izy, 10 years old, Oklahoma

What happened when Mickey Mouse fell in the tub?

He came out squeaky clean.

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From Brendon and David L, 10 years old, New Jersey

Nick: I know someone who thinks they’re an owl.

Robby: Whooooo?
Nick: OK now I know 2 people who think they are owls.

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From EMILY, 11 years old, Louisiana

Knock,knock!

Who’s there?

Gorilla!

Gorilla who?

GORILLA ME A HAMBURGER!

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From Austin, 7 years old, Jersey city,New Jersey

What do bears walk in?

Bear feet!

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From Taylor, 8 years old, USA

Why did the baby strawberry cry?

Because his parents were in a jam!

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