Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Return.
Return who?
To sender of course!
Two firecrackers were sitting holding hands. Their friend sighed. When they asked why he sighed he said…
“Sparks really do fly between you guys!
Why was the little strawberry so sad?
Because her mom was in a jam!
When is the moon heaviest?
When it is full!
Why did the skeletons go to church?
‘Cause they had no organs.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kook.
Kook who
Hey, I didn’t come here to be insulted!
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