Why did Kevin bring soap to school?
The weather man predicted showers!
What monster is part of your family?
YOUR MUMMY!
How do you get a fat man out of bed?
Piece a cake.
Did you hear the one about the unstamped letter?
You wouldn’t get it!
A dog walks up to a crow and asks, “Hey Crow, do you do any online stuff?” And you know what the crow says?
“I don’t tweet!”
Why was the Shoe complaining to the other Shoe?
Because he was TIRED OF PEOPLE WALKING ALL OVER HIM!
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