Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda go to the movies?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freddy.
Freddy who?
Freddy or not here I come!!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
You!
You who?
We’re playing hide-and-seek?
What did the ocean say to the sand?
Nothing. It just waved.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat them separate!
Why did the ghost try out for cheerleading?
He thought he had spirit!
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