How do you fix a video camera?
Tape it!
What did the moon say to the sun?
You are smokin’ hot!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he was caught stealing bases!
Why did the clam work out?
To get mussels!
What kind of pets do teachers at beauty schools like?
…Hares!
What does Frankenstein say when his daughter comes down the stairs?
SHE’S ALIVE!
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