Why do fish have scales?
To weigh themselves!
What do ghosts say to other ghosts?
“Do you believe in people?”
What do you get if you cross a Scotsman with a flea?
Hopscotch!
What do you get when you cross a smurf with a cow?
BLUE CHEESE!
How do you fix a video camera?
Tape it!
What did the moon say to the sun?
You are smokin’ hot!
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