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From Jaxon, 10 years old, Virginia

A man was about to die. He said to his three sons,” If you can fulfill my wish, you can have this house. I want you to fill up the room. The first son brought in straw but that was not it. The second son brought in sticks but that was not it either. The third son filled up the room but what did he use to make the old man happy?

He used a candle to make light!
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Filed Under: Home and House, Riddles

From Priscilla, 8 years old, Ireland

Why did the cow cross the road?

I don’t know; ask the cow!
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Filed Under: Cow

From Emma, 8 years old, chicago

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a teacher?

Blood tests!
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Filed Under: Halloween

From Cassandra, 11 years old, Illinois,Newton

What can you serve but not eat?

A tennis ball
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Filed Under: Tennis

From Hannah, 9 years old, Minneapolis, Minnesota

One day a man walked into a bar,

OUCH!
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Filed Under: Doctor

From Maddie, 11 years old, georgia

What is a ghost’s favorite type of dance?

The Boooogie
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Filed Under: Ghost, Halloween

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