Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he was caught stealing bases!
Why did the clam work out?
To get mussels!
What kind of pets do teachers at beauty schools like?
…Hares!
What does Frankenstein say when his daughter comes down the stairs?
SHE’S ALIVE!
What time was it when the elephant sat on a chair?
Time to get a new chair!
What’s blue and stands in a field?
A Cow with a tracksuit on!
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