When is a door not a door??
When it is ajar!
Why were the chips dancing?
Because of the salsa!
What do you call a teacher that doesn’t fart in public?
A private tooter!
What did the student write to math?
Dear Math,
I’m not a therapist, so fix your own problems
I’m not a therapist, so fix your own problems
How was the weather when the right angle went to sea?
90 degrees!
A boy came home with broken teeth.
Mom: Have you been fighting again? You’ve lost your front tooth!
Boy: No mom, I haven’t lost it; it’s in my pocket!
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