Jokes By Kids

From Cooldude, 8 years old, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Butter.
Butter who?

You butter be back by midnight

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From Nia, 10 years old, Hawaii

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snot.
Snot who?

Snot nice to keep me waiting outside!

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From Hayley, 11 years old, Ohio, United States

How is a king and a yardstick alike?

They’re both rulers!

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From Ronnie, 10 years old, New York

What cars do small kids ride in?

A mini van!

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From Mack, 11 years old, America

What does the vegetarian train in martial arts?

Kung-Tofu!

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From Francisco, 8 years old, Escalon, CA

Why is a bride out luck on her wedding day?

Because she didn’t get to marry the best man!

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