What’s the only rude thing at Christmas?
Rudolph
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Pieta, 8 years old, WA
What’s the only rude thing at Christmas?
From Michael , 9 years old, Washington D.C. USA
What do you get when you cross Dracula with The Abominable Snowman?
From Antonia, 10 years old, FL
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
From Max, 8 years old, USA
What did baby corn say to mom corn??
From Liz, 13 years old, Saratoga, New York
When is a door not a door??
From Cassandra , 11 years old, Illinois, Newton
Why were the chips dancing?
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