How do you put more pigs on a farm?
You build a sty-scraper!
Who gave the liberty Bell to Philadephia?
A duck family, Because it had a qwack in it!
What does a sea monster eat?
Fish and ships!
What kind of clothes do clouds wear?
Thunderwear!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
EWWWWW!!!!!
No
No
Tom’s neighbor was always playing his trumpet too loud.
Tom: I wish I could borrow the neighbor’s trumpet.
Pam: But you don’t know how to play the trumpet!
Tom: I know! If I had the trumpet, our neighbor can’t play the trumpet anymore!
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