Why did the bowling alley need to be quiet?
So it could hear a pin drop!
How did the man get to the sandwich shop?
He used the subway!
Why did the orange stop rolling
It ran out of juice.
Waiter, waiter! What’s this on my plate?
I don’t know sir. All bugs look the same to me.
What did the duck say when he’d finished shopping?
Put it on my bill please
Why didn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because he was on a roll!
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