Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper make them sneeze!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven ate nine!
What did the one lollipop say to the other lollipop?
I really hope you stick around!
3 out of 2 children don’t understand fractions.
What do you get when you cross a smurf with a cow?
Blue cheese!
There were two people called Crazy and Nothing. One day, Nothing fell out the kitchen window and Crazy called the police for help. This is what he said:
“Hi, I’m Crazy! Nothing fell out the window!”
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