What time is it when you need to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty! (two thirty)
When did the duck wake up?
The quack of dawn!
What do pancakes and baseball have in common?
They both depend on the batter!
What was the first state said in the bible?
Noah looked out of the Ark-an-saw
Why did the football pitch become a triangle?
Because someone took a corner!
So you and your friends go to heaven. One is named Phil and the other Jack. God said not to step on the purple cloud or something bad will happen.jack fell and he stepped on the purple cloud and he had to go out with a ugly girl.Same thing happened to Phil but he had to go out with a uglier girl. Finally you stepped on the purple cloud and a really pretty girl appeared.
She said she stepped on the purple cloud!
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