How is your teacher different from a train?
Your teacher says spit out your gum when a train says choo choo!
What is a panda’s favorite candy on Halloween?
Chocolate-covered bam-BOO!
If the red house is on the right and the green is on the left ,where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
What is black and white with red all over?
A sunburnt penguin!
When does a horse talk?
Whinney wants to!
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