Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Ach.
Ach who?
Here you go, a tissue.
What did the bird say when he was hungry?
Can I have something tweet?
A duck went to the grocery store. The cashier said, “Do you want the change?” What did the duck say?
“Put it on my bill!”
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Britney.
Britney who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
‘Oops I did it again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Butter.
Butter who?
You butter be back by midnight
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snot.
Snot who?
Snot nice to keep me waiting outside!
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