What did one eye say to the other eye ?
Just between you and me; something smells.
A man was about to die. He said to his three sons,” If you can fulfill my wish, you can have this house. I want you to fill up the room. The first son brought in straw but that was not it. The second son brought in sticks but that was not it either. The third son filled up the room but what did he use to make the old man happy?
He used a candle to make light!
Why did the cow cross the road?
I don’t know; ask the cow!
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Blood tests!
What can you serve but not eat?
A tennis ball
One day a man walked into a bar,
OUCH!
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