What is a ghost’s favorite type of dance?
The Boooogie
How do you kill a killer bee?
With a bee bee gun!
Knock knock
Who is there?
Woo
Woo who?
Woo who it is Friday
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Ach.
Ach who?
Here you go, a tissue.
What did the bird say when he was hungry?
Can I have something tweet?
A duck went to the grocery store. The cashier said, “Do you want the change?” What did the duck say?
“Put it on my bill!”
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