How is a king and a yardstick alike?
They’re both rulers!
What cars do small kids ride in?
A mini van!
What does the vegetarian train in martial arts?
Kung-Tofu!
Why is a bride out luck on her wedding day?
Because she didn’t get to marry the best man!
How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
No problem, he sleeps at night!
What can you see in the middle of the sea?
the letter e!
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