Why did the orange stop rolling
It ran out of juice.
Waiter, waiter! What’s this on my plate?
I don’t know sir. All bugs look the same to me.
What did the duck say when he’d finished shopping?
Put it on my bill please
Why didn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because he was on a roll!
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mush-room!
Why did the crayon run away and cry?
He was feeling blue.
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