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From Sharon, 11 years old, Waterford,Ireland

What do you take but leave more behind?

FOOTSTEPS!
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Filed Under: Riddles, What Did?

From Kiki, 16 years old, Barbados

What did the dinosaur say when he fell down?

He said he had a dino -sore!
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Filed Under: Dinosaur

From Elena, 8 years old, Malaysia, P.S. I'M NOT MALAY

Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?

In case he had a hole in one! ๐Ÿ˜€
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Filed Under: Clothing, Sports

From Mia, 10 years old, California, Sebastopol

What is a good gift for a pastry chef?

Flours!
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Filed Under: Food

From Crissie, 9 years old, USA,CA

What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?

“Close the door; I’m dressing!
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Filed Under: Food

From Sarah U., 8 years old, Utah

What kind of animal goes to a diner?

A dinersaur!
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Filed Under: Dinosaur

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