What’s Spongebob’s favorite day to eat a Krabby patty?
Fry Day!
Why did E.T. have such big eyes?
Because he saw his phone bill!
Mum:How was your first day at school?Did you make any friends?
KId:No,they were made already!
How is your teacher different from a train?
Your teacher says spit out your gum when a train says choo choo!
What is a panda’s favorite candy on Halloween?
Chocolate-covered bam-BOO!
If the red house is on the right and the green is on the left ,where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.!
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