Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
What is black and white with red all over?
A sunburnt penguin!
When does a horse talk?
Whinney wants to!
Why didn’t Winnie-the-Pooh finish his dinner?
Because he was stuffed
What goes up and never goes down?
Your age!
Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they can not cook!
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