Why was the Egyptian boy worried ?
Because his daddy became a mummy!
What’s white and goes up?
A confused snowflake.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9!
Why did the dog stay away from the grill?
He didn’t want to be the HOT DOG!
Why did the boy eat his math homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
That’s right. Owls hoo!
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