Teacher: Sam, What do you get when you add 3 bananas, 2 apples, 1 cherry and 2 oranges?
Sam: A fruit salad!
Which is the jam you cannot eat?
Traffic jam!
What can you hold without touching?
Your breath!
Doctor, Doctor! I think I’m a deck of cards!
I’ll deal with you later.
Teacher:If a lollipop was 30p,and you bought 5 of them, what would you have spent altogether?
Pupil:A few minutes in the shop!
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
BECAUSE IF THEY DID THEY WOULD BE BAGELS!
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