Why do birds fly south?
because it’s too far to walk!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
A Minnie van!
Why do traffic lights never go swimming?
They take too long to change.
What kind of crackers do firefighters put in their soup?
Firecrakers!
What job has its ups and downs?
A roller-coaster operator!
Why did the boy put his CDs in the refridgerator?
He wanted to hear really cool music
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