What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trumpet!
Why don’t they take tests at the zoo ?
Because there are too many cheetahs!
What does the ocean say to the boat?
Nothing.It just waves.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smell ma.
Smell ma who?
Smell ma poo!
Why did the troll step on two banana peels?
He wanted a pair of slippers!
What doesn’t get wet when it rains?
The sea!
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