What do you call a flying pig?
A pork chopper!
One day after school, little Jimmy went up to his teacher and asked, “Teacher, what does the word solid mean?”
The teacher replied, “Solid means not hollow – full of itself.”
Jimmy paused for a moment, then he said “My sister is very solid!”
What kind of medicine do ants take when they’re sick?
ANTibiotics!
Person calls a store: “Do you have Dr. Pepper in
a can?”
“Yes, we do.”
“Well, please let him OUT!”
What Do you call an astronaut in space that has to sneeze?
SNOT ROCKETS!!
What did one rock say to the other rock?
Nothing it’s a rock!!!
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