What did the hot dog say when he won the contest?
I’M THE WIENER!
Why did the police arrest the chef?
Because he was caught beating an egg!
Harry Potter was with his godfather Sirius Black [from books Harry Potter] and kept laughing at everything he said. What do you think Sirius said when Harry had laughed for the 9th time?
“I’m Sirius Harry!”
Where does a baby ape sleep?
In an apricot!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum….. u can’t beat it!
What has 50 heads and 50 tails?
50 pennies!
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