How was the weather when the right angle went to sea?
90 degrees!
A boy came home with broken teeth.
Mom: Have you been fighting again? You’ve lost your front tooth!
Boy: No mom, I haven’t lost it; it’s in my pocket!
How many letters are in the alphabet?
24. E.T went home!!
Why do dogs like trees so much ?
They’re attracted to the bark.
Two cannibals ate a clown. One looked at the other and said,
This tastes funny!
Why didn’t the mummy go on vacation?
Because he was afraid he would relax and unwind 🙂
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