What happened when the dog went at the flea show?
He stole the show!
Teacher:Do you have difficulty with spelling?
Pupil:No,we get along just fine!
What’s as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant’s shadow!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels (bay gulls!)
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
What city has no people?
Electricity!
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