Why was the coach mad at the vending machine?
The coach wanted his quarterback!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had drumsticks!
My teacher said little girls can be what ever they want to be.
So I asked her, “Why did you become an old lady?”
There were two lazy people. They went and robbed a bank and came home. One said, “Let’s count the money.” The other one said:
“We’ll see it in the newspaper tomorrow.”
What did the one magnet say to the other?
I’m attracted to you!
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