Tom’s neighbor was always playing his trumpet too loud.
Tom: I wish I could borrow the neighbor’s trumpet.
Pam: But you don’t know how to play the trumpet!
Tom: I know! If I had the trumpet, our neighbor can’t play the trumpet anymore!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play?
Why does Santa have a garden?
So he can hoe hoe hoe!
Why did the bicycle quit the race ?
It was two tired.
What do you do when you find a green alien?
Wait till it turns ripe!
Why was the garbage sad?
He got dumped!
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