Why did the dog stay away from the grill?
He didn’t want to be the HOT DOG!
Why did the boy eat his math homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
That’s right. Owls hoo!
Why do birds fly south?
because it’s too far to walk!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
A Minnie van!
Why do traffic lights never go swimming?
They take too long to change.
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