Why does a banana need sunscreen?
Because it peels!
What did the tall chimney say to the small chimney?
You’re too young to smoke!
What did the lime stone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite!.
Did you hear the one about the skunk?
It really stank!
Why did the orange car stop rolling?
It was out of juice!
Teacher: What are you going to write your history essay on?
“Paper!”
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