Why can’t you make eggs laugh?
Because they might crack up!
An inspector walked in to a school class room.
Inspector: Why is that boy siting in a cage in the corner
Alex: Oh that’s Nevielle. He’s the teachers pet!
What is black and white and red all over?
A skunk with a diaper rash.
Why can’t a ladybug hide?
Because it is always spotted!
Why do fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Why did the kid take a ladder to school?
Because he went to high school! 🙂
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