Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smell ma.
Smell ma who?
Smell ma poo!
Why did the troll step on two banana peels?
He wanted a pair of slippers!
What doesn’t get wet when it rains?
The sea!
What did the hot dog say when he won the contest?
I’M THE WIENER!
Why did the police arrest the chef?
Because he was caught beating an egg!
Harry Potter was with his godfather Sirius Black [from books Harry Potter] and kept laughing at everything he said. What do you think Sirius said when Harry had laughed for the 9th time?
“I’m Sirius Harry!”
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