Why did the man put his radio in the freezer?
To hear cool music …
Why don’t you have to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
Because he heard it was a HIGH SCHOOL!
Why is a teacher different than a train?
Because a teacher says ‘spit out your gum’ and the train says ‘chew chew chew!’
What did the calender say to another calender?
I have more dates than you!
What deodorant do astronauts use?
OLD SPACE!
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