Where does a baby ape sleep?
In an apricot!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum….. u can’t beat it!
What has 50 heads and 50 tails?
50 pennies!
Why does a teacher think of an empty classroom when he closes his eyes?
Because he can’t see his pupils!
Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Pupil: Because it can’t sit down
Where does the General keep his armys?
In his sleeves!!!!!!
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