What does the pink panther say when he steps on an ant?
“Dead ant, dead ant ,dead ant, dead ant!”
What is a vampire’s favourite holiday?
Fangs-giving!
Why was the coach mad at the vending machine?
The coach wanted his quarterback!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had drumsticks!
My teacher said little girls can be what ever they want to be.
So I asked her, “Why did you become an old lady?”
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