Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. (Sorry-just had to go old school)
What did the panda do at the diner?
If a panda goes to a diner, then he will eat, shoot and leave.
What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
If you weren’t so fresh we wouldn’t be in this jam!
What do you give a bird when it has a cold?
a Flew-Shot!
What type of bow can never be tied?
a rainbow!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Do you think he saur us?
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