Why is a teacher different than a train?
Because a teacher says ‘spit out your gum’ and the train says ‘chew chew chew!’
What did the calender say to another calender?
I have more dates than you!
What deodorant do astronauts use?
OLD SPACE!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
Yaa..
Yaa who ?
Dot com !
What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
The catalog!
What country in Europe satisfies Hungary?
Turkey!
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