Why did the store close at 2:00pm?
It was twos-day!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Nakiyah, age 10, Washington D.C.
Why did the store close at 2:00pm?
From Sid, age 10, United States
Why did the turkey join the band?
From Ayden, age 12, Oklahoma
What’s a shark’s fave food?
From Ken, age 11, Japan
What fish died but still swims?
From Elizabeth, age 12, Hebron, Kentucky
Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Orange,
Orange who?
From Chickybaby, age 11, Indiana, Untied States
What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
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