What can you hold without touching?
Your breath!
Doctor, Doctor! I think I’m a deck of cards!
I’ll deal with you later.
Teacher:If a lollipop was 30p,and you bought 5 of them, what would you have spent altogether?
Pupil:A few minutes in the shop!
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
BECAUSE IF THEY DID THEY WOULD BE BAGELS!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
WHY WAS B COLD?
Because it was right between A and C!
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