What do snakes do after they have a fight?
They hiss and make up!
Knock, Knock.
Who is there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in it’s freezing out here!
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google google google!
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second hand store!
Once three pigs went to a restaurant. One pig wanted milk, pizza, and ice cream. The 2nd wanted coke, steak, and a milk shake, and the third wanted water, water, and more water. The waitress said, “Why does he want water, water, water?”
He wants to go wee wee wee all the way home!
If Count Dracula and the Abominable Snowman had a kid, what would its name be?
Frostbite!
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