What did the panda do at the diner?
If a panda goes to a diner, then he will eat, shoot and leave.
What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
If you weren’t so fresh we wouldn’t be in this jam!
What do you give a bird when it has a cold?
a Flew-Shot!
What type of bow can never be tied?
a rainbow!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Do you think he saur us?
Ram, Sam and Kris came late to school . The teacher asked WHY WERE YOU ALL LATE ?
All of them told her that their tire was punctured.
The teacher asked how were all of the tires punctured?
WE WERE ALL ON THE SAME BIKE!
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